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Google Analytics

This site does not use **Google Analytics to track the number of visitors.
I have no way of knowing who has visited. Unless you say “Hi” via Twitter or Disqus, which would be awesome, wouldn’t it?

Google Analytics has been disabled.


There is a Disqus plug-in enabled to allow folk to leave comments. Disqus is the data controller so please go here to view Disqus’s privacy policy.

Social Media

I’ve disabled social media share buttons on the site.


You should have seen a prompt upon entering the site allowing you to accept or decline cookies. As above - the only cookies I’m aware of are via Google Analytics and Disqus if you’re signed up and /or logged in to that.
Ironically, this Cookie Consent may try and save a cookie, though I have done my best to prevent that.

In addition, the following cookies may be set on your machine when you visit:


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Site architecture

This site is a static site. That means most of the content (apart from the highly necessary gifs) is either text or static images. There is no database in the background logging information.

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